“For months I’ve fought to get the number of marketing messages I receive down to a manageable number. I tried just to get to a countable number… I ran naked through my house with a tape deck, ranting. I ranted:

‘In My Kitchen…

There’s a Kenmore 20 fridge, a Sharp Carosel microwave, a Rival Electronic can opener, envelopes from Working Assets and SBC, Whole Foods Soy Protein powder, Hershey’s Cocoa, some Safeway Select Original Decaffinated Coffee, Peet’s Coffee and a Miletta Mill coffee machine.'”

Michael Taht —Beating the Band (Postcards from the Bleeding Edge)