In the modern retelling, the Cat in the Hat indeed comes back…but with a vengence! Wearing a full-body mech suit and accompanied by his Thug 2 and Thug 1, the Cat comes back to go head-to-head with the bon mot spouting goldfish. Invariable, the goldfish will triumph over the Cat (as Order must triumph over Chaos) – but that pesky Cat always escapes in the end, shaking his fist in the air, and promising to get his “Wacky Revenge.” Fish taunts his foe by brandishing a shiny, hi-tech three-handled family gredunza whenver he’s in public. —Where Have All The Flowers Gone? Long Time Passing? No! Updated for the Youth of Today. (Sarcasmo’s Corner)

Via Girl Meets World.