The nefarious enemy of all that is good, the right paddle, has performed an act of agression against our sovereign right side by hitting the ball back in our direction.
If we act fast, we may be able to intercept the ball. It is aimed for directly above our paddle!Move the great paddle up!
Hold the paddle steady!
Lower the paddle!Score:
You: 0
Him: 0 —Pong: The Text-Based Game (Karber.net)
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