Work-Life Balance, from 11(!) Years Ago

I think I’m managing work-life balance pretty well. I’m not ready to give up the sweet cheeks and sticky paws — not yet. I’m being pawed and kissed by a lollipop-slurping preschooler at the moment, so I’m signing off for now. Everything else is going to have to wait. Source: So, What’s in It for…

Homage to Poe

Michael Dirda offers a thoughtful assessment of Poe’s career. My initial puzzlement about Edgar Allan Poe (1809-49) was hardly surprising. His fiction can seem too rhetorical, too thickly textured, too literary for most young people. Still, Basil Rathbone’s recording did persuade me to give the writer another try—sometime. The opportunity finally arose in high school…

"She even disgraces the name of Linton." –Heathcliff, on his simpering wife Isabella, in Wuthering Heights. #burn

  Similar:Celebration of Writing Fall 2025. Students present their research for their upcoming term …PersonalSam Shepard Giggles, Doesn't GoogleI wrote my undergraduate honors thesis o…CybercultureMore #steampunk control panel goodness. This section features a nice retro pixelboard text…One of many steampunk control panels I’v…AestheticsI didn't exactly set out to achieve this goal, but it's not hard…

Could We Just Lose the Adverb (Already)?

I can’t really get myself that worked up over prescriptive grammar issues, but I do enjoy reading the arguments. The adverb is an incoherent lexical category, a catchall. How are “there,” “yesterday,” “quite,” “assiduously,” and “indeed” all members of the same family? As we learn in school — in a definition that dates from Dionysius…

Zagg Rugged iPad Air2 keyboard case — USB mini socket came right out with the plug. Grr!

I have not had much luck with Zagg keyboard cases before (I think this will the fifth time I’ve asked for a replacement, across three different products), but Zagg itself has followed through every time. Similar:The Offspring (StarTrek:TNG Rewatch, Season Three, Episode 16) Data Experiences FatherhoodRewatching ST:TNG after a 20-year break….CybercultureThe problem I just learned about…

Narrow Parsers

Creating n00b-friendly interactive fiction by deliberately reducing the number of available verbs? Intersting… Though I rather liked the results when I experimented with diegetic (in-game) hints delivered by an NPC who gets more and more specific to help the player accomplish some orientation tasks. Parser IF is fundamentally driven by player action, by game verbs, in…

Unmarked assignments in my queue: 0

This app, which sports a little red notification bubble showing the number of unmarked assignments on my to-do list, controls much of my life during the school year. This app doesn’t show the number of committee meetings I have to attend, the minutes from committee meetings I have to post, the assigned tasks I have…

Dennis G. Jerz | Associate Professor of English -- New Media Journalism, Seton Hill University | jerz.setonhill.edu Logo

Clickbait writers hate this English professor’s time-saving trick!

Defeat clickbaiters with this one weird trick! You won’t believe how punctuation can save you time. Will you regret clicking that headline phrased as a question? (You can safely avoid clicking any headline phrased as a question, promises an emotional reaction, or hedges a claim with “may” or “could be”. You won’t miss anything important if you don’t click that bait.)

Waiting for the sound of bagpipes. #setonhillgrad 2016

Similar:Date a girl who reads.I earned a +8 or +9 spousal bonus when I…AmusingFamily catch and eat octopus with six tentacles during Greek vacationI keep a silly personal blog devoted to …PersonalIf I don’t stock the officers’ pub on my #steampunk #fantasy #CGI flagship, who will? (All…PersonalAnother 10 sq cm of #steampunk control panel. #blender3d…

Here's a close look at the scepter leading the procession. #SetonHillGrad 2016 starts in a few minutes.

Similar:Seeing Lyle Kessler's "Orphans" with the girl.PersonalPerspective | After a stunning news conference, there’s a newly crucial job for the Americ… I have always taken a neutral stan…CultureChess tournament.PersonalDance of "the awkward nerd trying to act really cool" Carolyn (doing a really cool dance m…AestheticsI baked about 12 million vertices of steampunk control panel geometry…

Lining up for Honors Convocation 2016. #setonhill

Similar:Let's talk about AI art (long, scrollworthy post from The Oatmeal)https://theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_artAestheticsCommentary: What My Struggling Students Wanted Me to UnderstandI haven’t taught a developmental course …AcademiaJust Doesn’t LIke MasksCurrent_EventsFox apologizes for "error" in news story that created the impression Eagles players knelt …Context matters. Good journalists should…CultureThe Outrageous Okona (TNG Rewatch, Season 2, Episode 4)Rewatching Star…

The last submissions of this o’er ripe term, Ungraded, mock me though this app. And thus, Procrastination midwifes this blank verse.

Similar:Much Ado About Nothing (Beatrice is my literary crush.)PersonalLooking forward to what looks like an exciting evening of dance.PersonalA big day for our first year writing students! So much energy in the room!   AcademiaHow the Midwest went from the idealized to the deridedWhile Pittsburgh has become more metropo…AcademiaWhy We Fall for Fake News and…

Monument Valley: Minimal story, but an engaging world and a satisfying ending.

I was in no rush to finish the beautiful mind-puzzler game Monument Valley. Minimal story, but an engaging world and a satisfying ending. Similar:Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the SequesterApparently these are two famous and phys…AestheticsThe chief engineer does not know where the floating lamps are coming from, but he looks gr…AestheticsAnother chess tournament…