My Parents Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted…
…So I Became an Asshole. My Parents Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted…Serendipity) Slogan on a T-shirt worn by a student I just passed in the hall. Similar:You, Too, Can Have a Viral Tweet Like Mine: Demystifying Poetic MeterSaving for the next time I teach “Intro …AcademiaSorry, but I am done hearing about the…