RT @creedpatton: Academic IF resources?: the bible: @nickmofo Monfort(2003). Twisty Little Passages. The rest: @DennisJerz http://t.co/IGZQ…

RT @dancohen: I installed iOS 7 and suddenly I was wearing a multicolored unitard and I started leaping around singing “We’ve Got Magic To …

RT @Historiator: “The man who loved alien landscapes” — premier novel by Seton Hill U professor Albert Wendland dogstarbooks.blogspot.com/2013/09/dog-st…

… but in real life, not every secret held by a private citizen is newsworthy. 2/2 @CordeliaLogan

Very true! If this were a TV show with a reporter hero, these documents would uncover a huge conspiracy… 1/2 @CordeliaLogan

@CordeliaLogan If he were real, and had been my colleague, I wouldn’t want to discuss his personal life in a public forum.

“2011 called. They want their meme back,” I teased a student w/ a Nyan Cat T-shirt. (I was NOT actually wearing my fanny pack at the time.)

Word to describe the sorry state of the MLA Job Information List: “@QSlobodian: @pannapacker Jöbberdämmerung.”

My son just scoffed at Kirk’s infamous “One to the fourth power” gaffe from #startrek #tos “Court Martial.”

Club Fair at @setonhill Griffins, get involved! (Free Starbursts at the @SetonianOnline table.) http://t.co/aAFylsl425

@setonhill Fall Honors Convocation receiving line. #tradition http://t.co/Wg7D9DaEx4

My working theory: the @sramsay departure is a Jimmy Kimmel prank.

RT @nowviskie: @tcarmody @amandafrench @JenHoward @kfitz @rgfeal Hey, Tim. @sramsay is sharing today’s last sequence here. http://t.co/YTjs…

@nowviskie I feel strangely culpable, since the last @sramsay tweet emphathized with my tears over “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.”

My geekling is enthusiastically hurling herself around the living room as the Enterprise bridge rocks back and forth… #TOS #StarTrek

My wife & daughter are in the kitchen, yelling & crying in fake Italian accents. (Practicing their toy shop tantrum scene from Pinocchio.)

@penguins season tickets! @stagerightgbg is raffling off $25 chances on 2 season tickets worth $4000. #pittsburgh #hockey Who’s interested?

Snickering over Monday’s quiz question about the Rosenthal rule. (Paraphrased: Reporters who BLEEP elephants can’t cover the circus.)

“Daddy, THAT gum costs. $1.59. If you buy THIS gum for me, you’ll save 30c!” “I know how we can save $1.59!” “You’re mean.” “No, I’m cheap.”

RT @SamekAshley: On a side note I’m going to feel really weird tweeting during mass #el227 #openliturgy