Part of a list of jokes the president told at the Alfalfa Club Dinner. This set made me laugh.

“In just the first few weeks, I’ve had to engage in some of
the toughest diplomacy of my life. And that was just to keep my
BlackBerry.

“I finally agreed to limit the number of people who could e-mail me. It’s a very exclusive list. How exclusive? Everyone look at the person sitting on your left. Now look at the person sitting on your right. None of you have my e-mail address.” — Barack Obama