No, I’ll never watch any Twilight films, but I will enjoy reading reviews of the Twilight films.

Perhaps the single funniest thing that I’ve seen happen as a result of the popularity of “Twilight” is that horror sites run stories on it now. Horror sites. “Twilight” is to real horror as cotton candy is to real food. But only if the cotton candy is spun out of arsenic and crystal meth, because for the metaphor to be accurate, it needs to be something that is sickly sweet but genuine poison. —Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part I is beautiful but hard to watch – HitFix.com.