Below the Sinkhole You are about 75 feet into the cave. There is a dim light at the east of the passage. There is a methamphetamine lab here! >EXAMINE LAB Nothing extravagant — about average for this area. You see some cookware, solvents, and acids. Looks like someone has just finished cooking. >_

—There is a methamphetamine lab here! (Bowling Green Daily News)

OK, for those who don’t get it — this news story about a meth lab found in a cave made me think of the classic game “Colossal Cave Adventure,” which I’m researching in prepraration for a conference in a few weeks.