“A team of cold-hearted, killjoy scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory callously announced Monday that the likelihood of complex life on Mars is ‘extraordinarily low,’ dashing the hopes of the public just like that.” —Mean Scientists Dash Hopes for Life on MarsThe Onion)
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