“Edward James Olmos, the star of the new ‘Battlestar Galactica,’ has some advice for devoted fans of the 1970s sci-fi series: Don’t watch the remake.” Charlie McCollum —New Galactica Star to Fans: ‘This Program… Will Hurt Them.’ (Kansas City (Mercury News))

Frack! Only the Lords of Kobol could get my interest in this daggit of a show out of the turboflush.