Believe me, I’m all for the well-placed bit of flatulence, but this is Dr. Seuss, for Pete’s sake, and the onslaught of burps, farts, pee, puke, and almost-bad words is stunningly miscalculated. —Ty Burr —Kitty Litter: Coarse `Cat in the Hat’ is another case of Seuss abuse (Boston.com)

This movie sounds awful, but I haven’t read more entertaining reviews in a long time. Here’s another priceless quote: “If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel’s body and hung it from a tree, they couldn’t have desecrated the man more.”

Here’s my take on it:

I will not watch it on TV.
I will not watch on DVD.
I will not watch it on the screen.
I will not watch with tot or teen.