Am I supposed to compare this Bo (Seann William Scott) and Luke Duke (Johnny Knoxville) to their counterparts from the series, John Schneider and Tom Wopat? Perhaps I could contrast the Daisy Dukes: Jessica Simpson and Catherine Bach. Or, better yet, I could strip naked, douse myself in gasoline and run flapping down the interstate in search of the eventual blessed release of “death by cop.” The movie is so obviously lacking in any positive quality that even discussing it makes me feel like I’m soiling myself. —RedEye —Just a good ol’ bomb (Chicago Tribune)

I’ve read so many hilarious skewerings of this movie that I’m starting to feel sorry for it. Not that I’d actually go see it, of course.