Do you have what it takes to create a LiveJournal? Well, ask yourself this question: Are you able to put words together? Not in complete, grammatical sentences, mind you. Are you able to take a word and another word and place them one after each other? Then you’re set! —Lore Sjöberg —You and Your LiveJournal and You (Wired)

By the way, if you’re reading this and you think you’ve escaped being the target of this satire because you’ve already moved on from LiveJournal to FaceBook, then You’re Missing The Point.