Fisher-Price enters the Apple aftermarket with an iPad holder featuring a large auxiliary compartment where you can store your infant. The little ones apparently need convenient access to apps to assist them with their gurgling, drooling, and pooping, but their adorable little chubby hands are poorly engineered to hold tablets. Fortunately, Fisher-Price’s team of parental guilt harvesters have created this terrifying device to make sure that babies don’t interact directly with their scary, non-monetized environment.
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While I was definitely guilty of putting Alyssa in hers in front of the tv and shows like Dora, Little Einstein’s etc, I can’t imagine why you’d need on with an iPad attached…how about I buy one for myself before my infant!
“Fancy iPad Holder with Compartment For Storing Your Baby” そこまでしなくてもと思う。 http://t.co/uxcGoD5jS6