Really. These things aren’t at all associated with nerds. Look at the manly color. Look at the size of those straps. Guys who wear this use metal filings as toothpaste. Chuck Norris wears these in memes! For God’s sake, would you look at the keywords! There’s no reference to how convenient these pockets would be for SD cards, extra batteries and cables, LED flashlights, or slide show remote controls. No, I’m not overcompensating. I’m saying these pockets are for really manly, manly stuff.

Utility Tactical Waist Pack Pouch Military Camping Hiking Outdoor Hand Waist Bag

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