Me: (setting up a lesson about correlation vs causation) What would you say if I told you that ice cream attracts sharks?
Student: I’d say you’re an idiot.
Class: (chortles and gasps)
Student: (looks worried)
Me: Don’t worry, this is definitely the highlight of my teaching day. Please tell me *why* you’d call me an idiot.
(The student went on to explain that heat encourages people go swimming, and also encourages people to buy ice cream. I thought that lesson went well.)
Similar:
Move Along Home (#StarTrek #DS9 Rewatch, Season 1, Episode 10) Hopscotch Cringe Shenanigan...
Rewatching ST:DS9 I was kind of dread...
Culture
William Zinsser: What Is Good Writing? (Clarity, Simplicity, Brevity, and Humanity.)
Most of the students in my "News Writing...
Culture
Blogging is NOT Analog Writing in Digital Spaces
Blogging in education is about quality a...
Cyberculture
Man Infected with Ebola Misinformation Through Casual Contact With Cable News
On the other end of the link, the New Yo...
Amusing
After Halloween where do all the pumpkins go? Now we know
In the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Jonathan...
Amusing
One of my undergrad lit papers. Dot-matrix printed, with hand-written instructor annotatio...
Academia



