It’s Finally Ironic (You’re Welcome, Alanis)
Sample, improved lyrics: “An old man turned 98 /He won the lottery, and died the next day (from a severe paper cut from his lottery ticket).” Similar:Things may be awful, but at least an invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand…AmusingFacebook Has Seized the Media, and That’s Bad News for Everyone But…









