It’s Finally Ironic (You’re Welcome, Alanis)
Sample, improved lyrics: “An old man turned 98 /He won the lottery, and died the next day (from a severe paper cut from his lottery ticket).” Similar:A certain potions instructor is done with everything after submitting midterm grades. (Har…AcademiaReporters say White House sometimes demands changes to press-pool reports The decades-old White House press pool…Culture30 years…









