The Near Enemy of the Humanities is Professionalism

English studies after Sept 11: What’s the point? “The theoretical models that have dominated English and the related disciplines in the last two decades are especially effective tools (along with the institutional factors that have always existed) for creating demoralization.” Lisa Ruddick —The Near Enemy of the Humanities is Professionalism (Chronicle) Similar:My 11yo, of the…

Dammit, Dave

What if David Mamet rewrote 2001: A Space Oddysey?  (Warning: offensive language.) Bowman: It’s just… how do I say this. These dead crewmembers. Hal: I don’t follow you. Bowman: These crewmembers here that were in cryogenic suspension. That are now dead. Hal: Oh yes. That was self-defense. Bowman: Hal, look at me. What am I,…

Experts Rip Cloning 'Story'

You may have heard news stories trumpeting a great scientific breakthrough in the controversial practice of cloning human beings. Some critics claim that reporters, looking for easy stories to publish after a holiday weekend, put too much faith in a company’s press release. —Experts Rip Cloning ‘Story’ (Wired) Similar:Remember That Class Assignment I Hated? The…

The Like Virus

Everyone’s, like, using it all the time, but David Grambs is all, like, “What price is literate, listenable English paying for its increasing currency?” —The Like Virus (Vocabula Review) Similar:Battle of Agincourt — 600 Year Anniversary of Henry V's "St. Crispin's Day Speech"Sure, Marty McFly Day is interesting and…CultureShort Stories: Developing Ideas for Short FictionI just…

Bumper Bites

“[S]hort and pithy, bumper stickers are a literary genre ideally suited to hurried Americans who may nevertheless feel morally obligated to express opinions… They allow us to state the thesis without the supporting paragraphs…”  Tina Bennett-Kastor —Bumper Bites (Vocabula Review) Similar:I let her tend the rabbits.Great production of a very moving story….BooksThornton Wilder’s Optimistic Catastrophe:…

The Internet Under Siege

“Under the guise of protecting private property, a series of new laws and regulations are dismantling the very architecture that made the Internet a framework for global innovation.” Lawrence Lessig —The Internet Under Siege (Foreign Policy Magazine) Similar:I didn't exactly set out to achieve this goal, but it's not hard to do the minimum to…

Manos: The Hands of Fate

“Seldom mentioned, hardly ever seen, exactly the kind of movie that, yes, a fertilizer salesman named Hal P. Warren would decide to make, one fine summer in 1966.” (Manos available on DVD!) —Manos: The Hands of FateReviewed by Mimosa) Similar:Helvetica Bold Oblique Sweeps FontysHelvetica Bold Oblique was the big winne…AestheticsThe Future of Academic Style: Why…

9/11: The Psychological Aftermath

“Before the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, anxiety-related disorders cost the U.S. $42 billion a year in medical and work-related losses. Now mental health professionals can only make educated estimates of how many more of us will be affected in the near future…” —9/11: The Psychological Aftermath (Scientific American) Similar:Digital…

Puzzle World

“Most of the puzzles in Puzzle World fall into the Put-Together, Take-apart, Interlocking or Impossible Object categories because this is where most of the high-quality handcrafting takes place.” —Puzzle WorldJohn Rausch) Similar:Frodo Baggins, A.B.D.When I had pneumonia a few years into my…AcademiaWhat gives you comfort? I collect lights. Some of these have magnets!!AmusingEncyclopedia Smithsonian: Star-Spangled…

MacDonald's Soliloquy

(rec.humor.funny) [random joke] “Is this a burger which I see before me, The soft bun in my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I eat thee not, and yet I want thee still.” Gregory Lam —MacDonald’s Soliloquy Similar:Prime Stage Theatre Makes A Statement With Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night”  For Carolyn Jerz, who plays Viol…CultureIn journalism, the…

The Tyranny of Nicespeak

“The likes of my colleagues no longer thought of this new tongue as an alien one, into which they translated thoughts originally composed in a more familiar idiom. They had become native speakers.” Deborah Cameron  —The Tyranny of Nicespeak (New Statesman) Similar:Letter to the editor: Setting record straight on Seton Hill newspaperHere’s my letter responding…

Florida Recounts Would Have Favored Bush

“Under every scenario used in the study, the winning margin remains less than 500 votes out of almost 6 million cast.” —Florida Recounts Would Have Favored Bush (Washington Post) Similar:The Enduring Allure of Choose Your Own Adventure BooksI didn’t realize how involved the childr…AwesomeThe 19th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition Welcome to IFComp 2013, the competit…Current_EventsThe…

Official Terry LePore Ballot Designer Fan Page

“So who is this mysterious kingmaker who changed the world from her shadowy government bureaucracy? Has she seen any good movies lately? Is her marriage happy? America wants to know. America needs to know!” —Official Terry LePore Ballot Designer Fan Page Similar:Sears Reshaped America, From Kenmore to AllstateWe just bought a new refrigerator from o…BusinessMargaret…

Peaceful Lake Peigneur Turned into Maelstrom

A lake. A salt mine. An oil drilling rig. A lack of communication. You figure it out. —Peaceful Lake Peigneur Turned into Maelstrom Similar:Academics want to preserve video games. The game industry is fighting them in court.For decades, champions of the video game…BusinessTwittering The MachineI’ve never been a phone guy.  My vo…AcademiaThe internet’s memory is…

A Brief History of Space Marketing

Coca-Cola spent $750,000 to develop a procedure to serve carbonated beverages in space.  Pepsi filmed a $5 million commercial aboard Mir. And then there’s “Final Frontier Beef Jerky.” —A Brief History of Space MarketingSpace.com) Similar:Bother (a minor Turnitin.com grademark bug)That whole thing should be a link — the…AcademiaNASA's Perseverance lander brought some Easter eggs with…

Language as Politics

“Corporate English obscures reality by excluding people.” While this article is marked as “commentary,” I find it ethically unsound for its author to suggest that magazine writers should intentionally insert biased language that promotes a pro-union / anti-business point of view, on the grounds that “corporate English commonly portrays economic processes as if they just…

Junk Mail Costs Lives

Novell releases a survey showing that British companies lose billions annually due to spam. Guess who sells a product that helps companies filter out spam? “Surveys are a time-honoured PR tactic for getting coverage in hard-to-reach publications.”  —Junk Mail Costs Lives (The Register) Similar:How The Ballpoint Pen Killed CursiveIn Death of a Salesman, Biff impulsively…BusinessEarth…

Language: The Ultimate User Interface

“[L]anguage is often under-estimated, under-valued, and under-funded. How many times have we seen companies import bland, cheap information instead of hiring talented, knowledgeable writers to write fresh, original, interesting content?” Julia Hayden —Language: The Ultimate User InterfaceA List Apart) Similar:In June, 2000 I was blogging about anagrams, 1750 Paris, ambiguity, a hyperlink patent cl…In June,…