I’m saving this for the next time I talk to my journalism students about surveys. Language Log.

Do you think surveys asking for people’s opinions about the way things are, rather than verifiable things they have done, are an even more extreme form of stupidity, resulting in nonsense like “43% of employees believe managers may be snooping on them” being passed off as news or even social science?

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Does it sometimes occur to you to just refuse to do any more surveys until the morons who make them up show some signs of getting their act together?

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