Two Artificial Intelligence (AI) Chatbots Talk and Argue with Each Other

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My Son Plays Mozart Too Fast

He says “My piano teacher told me not to play it this fast. But I don’t really care, because I am having too much fun.” Similar:Weaponizing Empathy: You reacted to the outrageous claim that I crafted specifically to ou…NRATV host Collins Idehen Jr (who goes b…CultureI let her tend the rabbits.Great production of a very…

The girl sank her brother’s last ship with the homophonous cry “I-1.”

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There was a hand, too. Did you bring the hand?

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Actors Fail to Distract Audience from Prop Newspaper Headlines

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Stupid Puns For the Win

My daughter just trounced me in a pun war. In high school, I often tried masking my social awkwardness by making puns. Not just random puns, but stupid chains of rapid-fire puns, all on the same general subject. I had these mental lists of puns related to bland subjects like photography (“Lens be serious.” “That…

When you need to record footsteps on a sidewalk, and the carpeted studio has a brick wall.

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Those shoggoths hacked from lungs unspeakable

1) Last night, I’m fairly certain some of the shoggoths I’ve been coughing up had achieved sentience. But today, fewer are chasing me shrieking “Tekeli-li!” 2) Those shoggoths hacked from lungs unspeakable Last night evolved to sentience; yet this noon Their chasing shriek “Tekeli-li!” doth wane. Similar:Trying out a new lens to capture creepy-toy-come-to-life choreography.…

Breaking: Student consults syllabus before asking question about course schedule

NASHVILLE, TN – Vanderbilt University is currently under lock down after a student reportedly consulted his syllabus before asking a question about the course schedule. At least one Associate Professor is in serious condition after going into shock, and several other professor have suffered mild fainting episodes. Police have been able to confirm that Jose…

The Complete Deaths: all of the Bard’s 74 scripted deaths in one new play.

Over the past four centuries, the brutality of Shakespeare’s plays has become the subject of endless academic study, but his contemporary critics didn’t approve of the on-stage gore. Michael Dobson,  director of the Shakespeare Institute, said that Elizabethan drama was known for being gruesome: “The English drama was notorious for on-stage deaths; they were thought crass.…

CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic About For Rest Of Day

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Shakespeare’s Choose-Your-Own Adventure

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