Hey, do you feel your TV is too big? Do you long to combine your television viewing experience with dopey chat-room talk about sex with robots? Is your knowledge of Star Trek so encyclopedic that the term “spoiler” means nothing to you? Then G4 TV has a show for you! —Lore Sjöberg —Trek 2.0, Boldly Going to Hell (Wired)

The background image on my laptop is a graphic of the original Enterprise bridge. But this… this?

When even Wired is mocking Star Trek fans, you know all hope is lost.