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What art thou, Pez?

Dennis G. Jerz / 7 Jan 2010

What are thou, Pez, that must needs be dispensed?

T’ be merely wrapped would leave thee so incensed?

T’were better still to leave the fingers sticky,

Than be vomited up by the likes of Mickey.

— Mark Janello


Curtis Allina, 87, Put Heads on Pez Dispensers

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