Spooftacular stuff, from ladysisyphus.
What are the plot-threads that clutch, what subplots growOut of this pulpy rubbish? Son of James,You cannot say, or guess, for you know onlyYour third-person limited perspective, where your adverbs breed,And the caps lock gives no shelter, the chapter no relief,And the seventh book no sign of surcease. OnlyThere is a horcrux inside this dark cave,(Come into the waters of this dark cave),And I will show you something different from eitherYour battles fought previous where someone did help youOr your battles to come which you must face alone;I will show you fear in a cupful of juice.                Frisch weht der Plot                Der Bookshelves zu.                Mein Chosen Kind,                Wo whinest du?
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