Poems showing the absurdities of English spelling
A merchant adressing a debtor Remarked in the course of his lebtor That he chose to suppose A man knose what he ose; And the sooner he pays it the bebtor. —Poems showing the absurdities of English spelling (The Simplified Spelling Society) Similar:The school mocked. I turtled.Draft: “As my classmates tormented, I sh…AcademiaSparklecleaver the PonyswordCorrections -…