David Nelson, Could You Step Aside for a Few Moments?

“If your name is David Nelson you can expect to be hassled, delayed, questioned and searched before being allowed to board aircraft anywhere in the United States for the foreseeable future.”

David Nelson, Could You Step Aside for a Few Moments? (The Oregonian)

I have a David Nelson in one of my classes. This is really scary. And by “this” I do not mean having a David Nelson in one of my classes.