I posted this several years ago, but it’s worth a repost.

Look ye! A fair lady has dropped her scented handkerchief and now laughs into her sleeve as I stoop to proffer the sundry to her coquettish hand. Is she the young and flirtatious Anne Boleyn, brought once more to life by the holodeck’s vast historical reference files and human emotion/behavior probability matrix? Or is she that comely ensign from Main Engineering? —You Look Like You Could Use An Elizabethan Adventure On The Holodeck.