Executives at DCC Comics have announced the debut of comic-book character Superrman, whose invulnerability to copyediting protects him from nefarious outside forces and intellectual-property lawsuits. “Thrill to the exploits of Superrman, the only child of a doomed plant! Gasp in awe at his Superr-Strength, X-Roy Vision, and his ability to leap mall buildings in a single bounce!” read a press release issued by DCC. “Superrman’s only weakness? His vulnerability to Cryptonight — and his star-crossed love for sassy, sexy, trouble-prone reporter Louis Lane!” The editors of Superrman say the comic book will be released alongside those of other popular DCC characters such as Wander Woman, the Flush, and Batdan. —Comic-Book Superrman Impervious To Copyediting (Onion)

This one’s for you, Bobbby.