“Remember, too: you’ve just been wounded, and in addition to the adrenaline that’s just been dumped into your system, you’re likely looking at anywhere from a few drops to a steady flow of your own blood – a highly upsetting experience for many. Which means you’re shaking, and most likely trying to do this all one-handed. Under the circumstances, the odds of you landing four successive drops of liquid on a cotton-swab size applicator are not wonderful.” Adam Greenfeld [Mac’s comment from WebWord.com: “Does Adam cut himself more often than the rest of us?”] —Suspect device 003: Band-Aid Liquid BandageV-2)
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