If that doesn’t make you want to read more, there is probably something wrong with you.

Dr. Michael Sykes, a San Diego molecular biologist who runs the International Center for Bathroom Etiquette blog says he’s surprised at how long it’s taken for high-tech toilets to hit the U.S. —MSNBC

Via Karyssa Blair, who also notes that “The Internet” is in the running for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize.