Judge: Apple conspired to fix eBook prices.
The school mocked. I turtled.
Maybe I'll start a cover band, cleaning up hip-hop songs...
Insipidest. Play. Ever. --Pepys, on "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Sort of.
Maybe I'll just delete these QUARTER OF A MILLION spam comments.
My Minecraft-obsessed tween made this blocky foam pig at art camp.