All of this carrying on is fine, but if Spike really wants shows men like to
watch, they’ve missed a few great concepts. Here are ten new programs that
appeal to real men:

• The Explosion Show – Every week, the hosts fill some interesting object with
  black powder and then, well, you get the idea…

• Crank Callers – Contestants harass strangers and win prizes
• Celebrity Mud Wrestling – The name says it all
• Target Practice – Like those hunting shows on the Outdoor channel, except
  that the big game they’re after is the neighbor’s lawn ornaments

• Psycho Friends Network – Wisecracking comedians staff fortune-telling phone
  service

• Pick-Up Truckers – This is our reality show: Blue collar guys are taken to a
  real bar and compete to see who can be the first to convince a female patron to
  come home with them

• Mug Shot Makeover – Fashion experts visit the drunk tank with timely
  grooming advice

• Riding Lawnmower Demolition Derby – OK, it’s sort of a sport, but it’s not
  on ESPN

• Cheer Factor – Adult cheerleader routines are rated by regular guys with
  number cards

• Simian Nightly News – The events of the day are reviewed by chimpanzees
  dressed in designer suits

Are you listening, Spike?
—Driving the Spike [Scroll down a bit] (Every Fool’s Guide to the Universe)

This site seems to archive only by page, so I can’t send you to the entry I’m quoting from. It’s the one posted at 9:58PM.