2: about the laundering

The wash becomes a finish the evening tomorrow at the front desk until 7 o’clock at night of the day .

(It becomes the evening tomorrow in the morning even if it has.) —About the Laundering (Engrish.com)

Found via happy ging. Disclaimer: If I tried writing in German (the only other language I studied besides Latin), I’m sure I’d make plenty of amusing mistakes. This one reminded me of a cross between William Carlos Williams, e.e. cummings, and a really bad interactive fiction text parser.