Duane Grunfeld, a 44-year-old Hartford-area insurance-claims processor, experienced a passing moment of satisfaction in his otherwise agonized existence Tuesday when he purchased a new pen. —New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man (The Onion (Satire))
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