BABY: read dog book again
ME: okay fine
show me where the yellow doggie is on this page
now show me where the brown doggie is on this page
ME: now show me where the author is
BABY: [stares blankly]
ME: that’s right
the author is dead
via Mallory Ortberg, How To Talk To Babies About Semiotics.
ME: HAVE YOU QUESTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT THE DRIVE TO ACCUMULATE CAPITAL TODAY
ME: no of course not
you just CONSUMED and PASSED OUT
like a plutocrat
via Mallory Ortberg, How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory
Preview of "The Fantasticks" (thanks, Tribune-Review, for covering the arts community)
Pompeii artifacts at the Carnegie Science Center
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