_ Humans are basic units of economics.

_ Humans are souls trapped in the physical prison of the fleshly body.

_ Humans are physical bodies dyspeptically infested by parasitic souls.

_ Humans are information just like everything else in the universe.

_ Humans are the orphans of the animal kingdom.

_ Humans are goooood eatin?.

_ Humans are a failed experiment.

_ Humans are basically sets of genitals.

_ Humans are out to get me. —Tom Buckner —Blues for Robots (The Nonist)

An early segment from a long online work (haven’t read it all).